A bus full of housewives going on a picnic , fell into a river , all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
No. My wife missed the bus !!!
In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting! He told the men to stand in two queues…
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!
Only 1 man stood in d second Queue…
God said “So you control ur wife?”
Man: “R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here”😂😂😂…
A Junior in office dialled his boss’s extension by mistake & said:
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min ☕
Boss Shouted: Do u know whom u r talking 2? 👿
Jr : No!
Boss: I’m the BOSS 👺
Jr (in same tone): do u know whom u r talking to?
Jr : THANK GOD (& disconnected) :D:D:D
A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away.
At the funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: “I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!”
A family member pulled her aside and asked:
“What did you know?” She replied: “That, Chinese products don’t last long!!”