Kids Stuff

In a Nursery School Canteen, there’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it:

‘Do not take more than one, God is watching’

On d other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as U want, God is busy watching d apples”.
NEVER ACT SMART WITH today’s generation..!!.😀😜😜😜😜

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KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?
DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white …..
KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…..
Moral :- Don’t be over smart ..

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Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head?
Mummy : Because he speak only truth.
Child: Now I understud why ladies have long hair….

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Posted on February 10, 2015, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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